(via mega-diancie)


g-o-away:

I’m not even swimming lmao I’m fake as hell

g-o-away:

I’m not even swimming lmao I’m fake as hell


blastortoise:

If you don’t care about ferguson I’m going to dead ass take it as you don’t care about black people, which I am NOT here for.

(via gloomyteens)


precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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(via haveitjoeway)


me n my plant gf

me: bby ur hand is so thin
her: that me leaf

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(via poptarter)


dyalated:

vinebox:

When a hot guy posts a selfie on instagram

who is this hero?

(via haveitjoeway)


bewbin:

verticaliciouss:

Hi guys

it’s me Jack (i was tumblr user relahvant)

i got terminated this morning and lost 223k.. 

i’m  trying to get my blog back but idk… i don’t think i will and it’s very very upsetting..

if you want to follow me here i guess then go for it

yall know what you did, trying to sell a shady weight loss pill to your followers and then acting as if your the victim and this wasnt justified. you deserved this for not being a decent person

(via hookbillkoopa)


meladoodle:

the nba this season truly is crazy

meladoodle:

the nba this season truly is crazy

(via lambhugs)


condom:

I told my 7 year old brother that my teacher said he was cute and he was like “how old is she”

(via zachsgay)


buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via lambhugs)


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